Cheesiest Pickup Lines

• I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
• I know where there is a good party, they’ve got liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
• I love baseball so take me home baby!
• I have some hard code I want to try your compiler on.
• I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it’s saying something right now. It says that you’re not wearing any underwear, is that true?.” [No.] “Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!
• I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
• I hope you like coffee…because I always have Folgers in my Cup
• I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
• I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
• I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
• I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
• I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
• I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.
• How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this place?
• I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to tinker” around with.
• How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me. How was heaven when you left it?
• I am writing a new algorithm, and I need some test data. What are your measurements?
• I can’t believe I’ve been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find ‘The One’, all I have time to say is “good bye”.
• I could use some spare change and you’re a dime.
• I didn’t believed in heaven, until I saw you.
• I don’t have a girlfriend, but I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.
• Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
• Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
• Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
• Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
• Hey, I’m new in town.
• Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
• Hey… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Shazaam!”?
• Hi, do you dissect insects for scientific research? (No, why?) I thought you
• Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is ‘no’), OK then, can we just practice?
• Hi, I was just wondering? Do you wipe front-to-back or back-to-front? Hi, I’m new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I’ve see so far.
• Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
• Hi, my name is “Milk.” I’ll do your body good.
• Hey baby, are you like Sprite because you make me want to obey my thirst.
• Hey baby, I’d like to herd by cattle in your fertile valley.
• Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
• Hey I see your wearing clothes, I’m wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.
• Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
• Hey, are those jeans? Cuz they’re blue!!
• Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.
• Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
• Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
• Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.
• Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What’s wrong, don’t you like pizza?
• Girls are sexy, guys are fine I’ll be your six if you’ll be my nine!
• Guy: I bet you’re a C-cup. Girl: How’d you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size. Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”.
• Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
• Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
• Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?
• Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you’re America’s Finest
• Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
• Girl, if you were a porch I’d take out all the nails and screw ya.
• Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
• Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ’cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
• For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
• Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y’all!
• Ever tried those weird prickly condoms? (sure to get responses)
• Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
• Excuse me, but you dropped something back there” (What?) “This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
• Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?
• Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
• Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
• Don’t sweat the petty things… pet the sweaty things!
• Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
• Dose it matter where here is if I’m there?
• Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!
• Ever slept in a $5000 bed? Want to?
• Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my dick, it’s a gem.
• Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I’ve got all weekend.
• Do you like soda? Because I’d mount-and-do you. (Mountain Dew)
• Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place.
• Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.
• Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.
• Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No? Well, let’s go on a picnic and find out!
• Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
• Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

Funny Pickup Lines