Excuse me, I just shit in my pants. Can I get in yours?
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Are You Luke? Cause I’m Your Daddy
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⚾ Sorry I hit my Ball into Your Dms
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Are you african? because you are a’frican babe
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Are you Franklin D Roosevelt because damn baby you a dime
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Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent!
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Are you sure you’re not a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you
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I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
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8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you
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Are your eyes ike? Because i’m lost in them!
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Call me shrek because i’m head ogre heels for you!
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Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!
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Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!