My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast! - Funny Pickup Lines /
Cheesy Pickup Lines
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Are You Luke? Cause I’m Your Daddy
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⚾ Sorry I hit my Ball into Your Dms
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Are you african? because you are a’frican babe
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Are you Franklin D Roosevelt because damn baby you a dime
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Your mom must be chicken cause you look eggcellent!
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Are you sure you’re not a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you
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I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
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8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you
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Are your eyes ike? Because i’m lost in them!
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Call me shrek because i’m head ogre heels for you!
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Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!
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Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!