Do you like sleeping? [Yeah] Cool, we should do it together sometime!
Is your face Mcdonalds? Cause im lovin it!
You look ill. You must be suffering form a lack of Vitamin ME.
Roses are red, violets are blue (touch her gently) I have herpes, and now you too.
Girl you so hot, if you had to enter Antarctica you’d cause a melt down.
Are you a Disney princess? Cause you’re cinderHella fine!
You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.
Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!
You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.
Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!
Kanye feel the love tonight?
Tonight this Han doesn’t want to fly Solo.
Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.
Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!
Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out!
Didn’t You Wear That Yesterday?
Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!
You are almost as hot as my mom.
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!
You look exactly like my future ex-wife.
I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
You’d be so much more cute if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!