Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
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I think I love you but I can’t be sure until I kiss you…
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I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
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I think my heart just lagged.
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I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
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I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
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I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
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I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!
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I must be lost
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I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
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I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
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I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
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