(Excuse me?) It’s dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don’t worry, I’ll protect you.
(Excuse me?) It’s dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don’t worry, I’ll protect you.
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I think I love you but I can’t be sure until I kiss you…
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I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
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I think my heart just lagged.
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I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
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I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
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I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
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I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!
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I must be lost
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I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
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I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
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I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
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