Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I’m gonna guess size sexy!
What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!
With great penis, comes great responsibility.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
Want to play lion? (She asks, “What’s that?”) That’s where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather.”
WAIT, don’t drink that. Don’t you know that makes your chest grow to twice its normal size? Oh, I’m sorry. I guess it’s too late.
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
So, come back to my place, and if you don’t like it I swear I’ll give you a full refund.
Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Can you tell me how my cum tastes?
See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!