Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
Save water, shower with a friend!
I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation
Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?
Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway. Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
Let’s make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I’m the kind of man who deserves to have women I don’t deserve.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I’d marry your cat just to get in the family.
I only have 12 hours to live… please don’t let me die a virgin.
I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes. Don’t let me die!
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).
I am participating in the Sexual Olympics multiple orgasm relay race my partner just died of exhaustion. Would you like to help me out?