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- Are you French because Eiffel for you.
- Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
- Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.
- Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
- You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
- What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
- Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
- I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
- I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
- If you were a steak you would be well done.
- Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
- Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
- My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.
- Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
- There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
- If you were a library book, I would check you out.
- Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us
- If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
- If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
- I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
- I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
- You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
- My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
- Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
- Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaaaaaam!
- Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
- Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
- Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
- Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
- I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
- We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.
- Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine?
- Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
- Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
- If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
- I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
- Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
- Pinch me, you’re so fine I must be dreaming.
- If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
- How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!
- Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!
- Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are... gorgeous!
- If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
- Are you Israeli? Cause you Israeli hot.
- On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
- Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
- Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
- Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
- Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
- I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look.
- Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.
- Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
- Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
- Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
- Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Because dammmm.
- Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
- Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
- Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
- I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you're the gratest.
- If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.
- Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
- My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.
- Wow, when god made you he was showing off.
- If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
- Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
- If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.
- Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
- Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
- Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
- Are you from Japan cause I'm trying to get in Japanties.
- If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
- I'll give you a kiss. If you don't like it, you can return it.
- Did you swallow magnets? Cause you're attractive.
- Are you from China? Because I'm China get your number.
- Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
- Are you craving Pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you
- Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together.
- Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
- Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
- Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
- You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
- Can you pinch me, because you're so fine I must be dreaming.
- I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
- Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
- I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
- If I followed you home, would you keep me?
- If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
- Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
- There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?
- I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
- If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
- Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful, I think you're infected.
- I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
- If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
- You know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.
- My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
- I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
- Feel my t-shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material.
- You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
- Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
- You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
- My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U.
- Did your licence get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
- When a penguin finds a mate they stay with them for the rest of their life. Will you be my penguin?
- Can I take a picture of you so santa knows what I want for christmas?
- I'm new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment?
- I'll cook you dinner, if you cook me breakfast
- What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
- Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
- If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
- Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
- Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
- You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
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