I think I love you but I can’t be sure until I kiss you…
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
I think my heart just lagged.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
I think there’s something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
I must be in heaven because I’m looking at an angel!
I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!
I must be lost
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
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Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Dinner first? No? Hey, if we’re gonna have sex I gotta eat!
Do I know you? (No.) That’s a shame, I’d sure like to.
Do you bleach your teeth? ‘Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
dance? Well…Let me read you the story tonight when I tuck us into bed!
