Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Did god take the thunder out the skys and put it in your thighs?!
Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
Can you give me a tour of your body?
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
Come back to my place so I can give you a lovely parting gift.
Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox
Damn, I thought “Very-Fine” only came in a bottle!
Are you sure you’re not an alien because you’ve just abducted my heart!
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Baby, every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
Baby, I’m an American Express lover…you shouldn’t go home without me.
Baby, you’re like a championship bass. I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you!
Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
Bond
Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you’re blowing me away.
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
