Hey… somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Hi, I’m gay. Do you think you can convert me?
Hi, sorry I don’t have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line. . .
Hey baby. Why don’t you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?
Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I’ll disappear in the morning.
Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?
Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
He: Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars? She (sheepishly):
Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Excuse me, I’ve seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?
Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.
F**k me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don’t you?
Fuck me if i’m wrong but isn’t your name Gretchen?.
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to kiss me?
Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
Don’t you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?
Excuse me,
Hey. My friends wanted me to come over here and ask you if they were fake. Can I sqeeze them to find out?
If I washed my dick, would you suck it? (No.) Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.