Excuse me, I just shit in my pants. Can I get in yours?
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Didn’t I do your sister?
Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.
Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?
Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me!
Could I touch your belly button…from the inside?
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
Darn girl you even look good with the lights on!
Be unique and different, say yes.
Believe it or not, gettin’ laid is still hard when you’re this good-looking.
Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted.
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
Are you a Pokemon?? Cuz i’d sure like to pikachu!!
Are you form Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!
Are you from Iraq? ‘Cause I like the way you Baghdad ass up.
(Approach a group of women) I’m gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who’s first?
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what’s your name?
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”